Funny String of Events

Note: This is not meant to be a bad beat story, I just thought this was this was too funny to not post. Remember every time you tell a bad beat story a small child dies.

While playing some $300NL on Bodog I raise up Ac8c and get called by the SB. The flop comes out 2c3c4d and I let out the obligatory "SEXY TIME". I bet near the pot and get called. The turn is a blank 10 and I bet about 3/4 pot and get called. The river is the Ah. From the way he played that hand I felt he was pretty weak, with his most likely hand being a weak PP. I was pretty sure he didn't have a 5 so I made a small $75 bet hoping to get called by on of those weak pairs. He called and Showed A9, and I couldn't help to laugh out lout when he scooped the pot.

The very next hand I get AA on the BB. Everyone limps and I try to feign tilt by making a pretty large raise. One players says "Tilt?" before folding. The next hand I get QQ in the SB and now have a full stack once again. The player who made the "Tilt?" comment made a raise and when it folded to me I instantly stacked all in knowing he would call with anything other than trash. I was right and he insta called with TT. The flop came T98 and he took the pot.

His comment after the hand was "That's what you get for raising so much". That got another laugh from me and I was ready to forget about the hand when he kept talking. I've been working with some strategic shit talk so I decided to mess with him a bit. The convo went like this:

Me: "You stack is getting pretty big you might want to leave soon"

Him: "Why would I want to do that"

Me: "It would be a shame if you lost it all to me"

Him: "You want to go play someplace else and try"

Me: "Sure heads up? What stakes do you want to play"

Him: "Lower"

Me: "lol"

Him: "I only have $100 available in my account" (he was playing $300NL with a $1k stack)

Me: "LOL I'll pass then"

I ended up getting about $250 back from him before he left.